I asked my wife:
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested,”How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started….
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said :”Do you want to have sex?”
“No” , she answered.
I then said,”Is that your final answer?”
She did not even look at me this time,simply saying “Yes”.
So I said,”Then I would like to phone a friend”.
And that’s when the fight started……..
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly,at 3 o’clock in the morning,a loud noise came from outside.
The woman,bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
“Holy crap.That must be my husband!”
So the man jumped out of the bed;ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman:”I AM your husband!”
The woman yelled back,”Yeah, then why were you running?”
And that’s when the fight started……
Anna Ellis (en andere hartgenoten) ik hoop dat jullie net als ik ze leuk hebben gevonden.
Liefs en groetjes,