A woman is standing nude,looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband:”I feel horrible, look old,
fat and ugly,I really need you to pay me a compliment”
The husband replies:”Your eyesight’s damn near perfect”.
And then the fight started……..
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold ceeam for herself for $ 7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started……..
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.
And then the fight started………….
Till next time,
Lygia
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