After retiring, I went to the Security Office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said:'Unbutton your shirt'.
So, I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and processed
my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excited told my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office.
She said,'You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too'
And then the fight started....
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked: 'Do you know her?'
'Yes', I sighed, She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and
I hear she hasn't been sober since'.
'My God!', says my wife,'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started.....
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please'.
He said:'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
Nah, 'She can order for herself'.
And then the fight started.....
Till next time..